Most everyone in the club looked unfortunately bored. One dancer spent her entire performance looking at herself in the mirror as she “twerked,”as if she was in her bedroom practicing half-heartedly and none of us were there. Some of the strippers looked straight up bored, which just made it worse. There were a couple that did some exceptional pole work, but the vast majority just twerked - and not particularly exciting twerking either. The strippers basically did rotations between the main stage, smaller stage and walking around/spending one-on-one time with the patrons. There was an over abundance of strippers with booty injections (probably 65%) and booty-length weaves. Some of the larger lower portioned and more attractive strippers entered and exited the VIP area.The strippers varied in shapes and sizes - there was really something for everyone. There was also what appeared to be a VIP area, that unfortunately, I was neither interested enough or interesting enough to attempt to enter. ![]() There was a large mainstage at the center of the room and a smaller stage towards the back. My friends and I opted for hookah with a few rounds of drinks. The only way to get a table is to order a good amount of food, drinks, bottles, and/or hookah. And Onyx was highly recommended by the friends I informally polled.We arrived at 10 pm on a Saturday evening. it’s Houston (and Drake raps so often about his affinity for Houston strippers). I was genuine excited about going to a strip club in Houston, because. All in all, the staff was very cool (again, shout out to Josh, the manager, he was great) but you definitely have to watch the girls, especially if the night is going slow, they will try to get over on you. Had a couple of girls try to pull the “we’re just gonna dance for you and charge you after” move, but after about 10 seconds of them dancing, I stopped them and asked who in our group ordered the dance when they said no one, I told them we weren’t paying for it and they left. Because of this, after 5 songs, it was $100. Since I had been having such a good time with the straight forward dancers earlier in the night, I let my guard down, which I shouldn’t have. Received a dance from one of the girls (I don’t remember her name, but she is dark skinned and thin with kinky hair and very few tattoos) she pulled the “i’m going to keep dancing and continue to charge you without asking if you want me to continue” move. Most of the girls were very nice and didn’t play games to drum up money. We had a great night, ordered 10 or so table dances from various girls and ordered a hookah. When we got there, they did not have a table near the stage, so they seated us in the celebrity section but vowed to get us a table near the stage as soon as one opened up, which they did in about 20 minutes (shot out to Josh for following through). Liked this club reserved a table with a bottle of ciroc near the stage. Didn’t use to be like this but luckily H-Town has a lot more lot to offer. My hubby and I have spent money here… There are nice looking girls, but when customer service is ugly other clubs become more appealing. In other words “they purchased hookah which was more than your food so bye Felicia! ” They found us a table wayyyy from the stage. Management did nothing to rectify the problem. Any who… We both got up to use the bathroom and returned to find our tables occupied. I had to go to the bartenders to ask for her. ![]() They ordered bottle service so received preferential treatment. Ordered drinks and food and this was after the waitress took care of everyone that came in after us. Waitress… Specifically Shaunie… The worst. Well I have been here many times but this was the last. Ultimately it was handled but that was a tad ridiculous and just adds fuel to the fire of why I stay away from gentlemen clubs. I let her dance for me and next thing I know she was trying to charge me for 3 dances. She was friendly and seemed cool and then basically kept begging me to let her dance for me. I wasn’t there for a dance, I was there to get my best friend as many dances as a soon to be married lap could take. ![]() I really wanted to give this place 5 stars but I dropped 3 stars over one girl. Most importantly they took care of our guy, making sure he enjoyed the last few nights of freedom. All the women we saw were 4-5 stars with beautiful faces and amazing bodies to match. There were 5 of us and more than enough ladies to go around. ![]() Wanted a private party but we decided to head to Club Onyx instead on a Wednesday night. One is getting to see all my friends and the second are bachelor parties. There are 2 things I love about best friends weddings.
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